silence7@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoCDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Countrywww.huffpost.comexternal-linkmessage-square145linkfedilinkarrow-up1794arrow-down17cross-posted to: science@lemmy.world
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minus-squareM0oP0o@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·3 days agoIs this not the onion material? Or just normal in the states now?
minus-squareandz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoAnyone even remotely sane in the US wishes it was the Onion. Alas, this is their new reality now.
minus-squareforkDestroyer@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoI’ve pooped 6 times before noon but I’m a telecommuter, so I simply ran meetings from the bathroom. Barely an inconvenience. If anything, I’m glad for the parasite because it separates the weak from the strong. /s
minus-squarececinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoThe onion, newspaper of prophecy.
Is this not the onion material? Or just normal in the states now?
Anyone even remotely sane in the US wishes it was the Onion. Alas, this is their new reality now.
I’ve pooped 6 times before noon but I’m a telecommuter, so I simply ran meetings from the bathroom.
Barely an inconvenience. If anything, I’m glad for the parasite because it separates the weak from the strong.
/s
The onion, newspaper of prophecy.