

The onion, newspaper of prophecy.
My comment probably included a clause in it somewhere. ‘If’ ‘but’ ‘except’ ‘sometimes’ ‘when’. None of these are difficult words. If you cannot read them, you’re a fucking idiot and your opinion is just noise pollution.
Mysticmushroom is a whiny little bitchbaby who always cries to daddy, and can go fuck Grok if they’re reading its summary of this.


The onion, newspaper of prophecy.


Nah. No. You don’t get to betray all queers and hunt us while you do gay yourself. If those sex workers didnt charge him extra or make sure to get him sick, they’re guilty too.
Nothing is off the table. This is not a place of honor.


I’d vote for a candidate who ran on ‘I love cock and helping south Carolina’, and I’ve never even been to south carolina.


Pretty sure more people like cock than peace.


Yeah I’m so down for this. Hope it happens!
Its not politically good; it’s just really funny.


The what?


it uploads data
… So. To the internet?
simple to do on device
Image recognition is not computationally cheap. There are more and less expensive ways to do it, but the absolute floor of it turns your phone into a hot plate. So whatever’s in there would need to be at least a phone chip.
someone needs to check
So it is kept and stored.
pre all-this-shit
Red light/speed cams, triggered on motion sensor boolean when light red or radar speed reading>x.
You don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, which is fine, but why are you speaking confidently and assuming such good will about proven constant brazen liars saying they’re not doing the shit they literally always do?


For Nazis, it is.
Everyone else should get healthcare, but for Nazis I’m happy when it runs its course.


‘Congressional handshake’ is the name for the act of you and a friend both rape the same child. I’m told it’s quite a bonding experience.


Nobody respects the fucking dead. Age affords many opportunities to earn respect. Missing them so constantly for so long is just evidence of a trend, and something driving it.


and don’t store/index footage otherwise
How do they manage that, with the current surveillance regime? Is all the image processing on device? What’s it sampling against? How does it send the tickets? One-way infrared flashes?

You’re doing a great job!


Find a flock employee and place its favorite pet around its house.


Same way your mom does.

You’re more nihilistic than me, you just lie to yourself about it. The systems you live under, that keep you from touching pure reality at any point, are all incompatible with fixing the problem. Nothing but a revolution allows the possibility of human survival, and as fucked as we are right now, the odds are still long. I’m doing the work. I’m doing the work basically alone and unsupported.
While you cheerlead fucking paper straws or whatever and call me out for not being cheery. I’d tell you to kill yourself, but looking at the numbers; you’re well on your way already. Perhaps already over the edge, and just waiting to hit the metaphorical ground.

We live in the anthropocene, and live in society whose purpose is, near as I can tell; the abuse of children.
So in a way it is.

Yeah. Just build better air conditioners.

Voting will never fix this. Americans elected the green climate change president in 2000. The establishment ruled the oil-cia failson got the job.

The problem with climate change models:
Climate science is science. It works on what’s tested confirmed and very known. It is a method for being very sure and understanding pretty deeply before you speak confidently, and revising that confidence when necessary.
What’s going on is unprecedented total destructing of an unfathomably complicated planetary scale systems from physics its difficult to model. We barely predict accurate weather a week out with computers, and that was before we scrapped all the sensors (defunded NOAA) and tasked all the super computers to making bespoke CSAM.
So there’s a lot of things we don’t think to include in the model, a lot of interactions we didn’t even know were happening or how they would fuck up, and a lot of runaway feedback loops we didn’t gave data to model. And a scientist with integrity can only add what they know is there. They can’t add an allowance for ‘shit we didn’t think of, and we never think of everything’ even though they reliably do not think of everything, because we’re constantly surprised by things we couldn’t model or didn’t think of previously. The amount of co2 released when permafrost thaws was not included in older models, and if it had been we couldn’t have known how much there would be before it started.
So the models, even the pessimistic models, will never be as grim as reality. They can’t be. They’re based on what we already know for sure, and ‘we are looking at a flock of black swans’ is not something one can model with scientific integrity. The disaster is moving too fast, with over a century’s momentum.
This is an immediate existential threat, and if you do not exercise all violence your conscience permits against the people most responsible concluding every billionaire, extraction exec, congressman, right wing politician (jimbob down the street who rolls coal and works on an oil rig doesn’t move the needle. Fuck him, but he won’t move the needle. dont take his murder from the kids he’s raping) you’re not trying to survive.
Their ideology is just poop spray.