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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Judge offers to let Donald Trump attend his son’s High School graduation, if he can pick him out of a line-up

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Judge offers to let Donald Trump attend his son’s High School graduation, if he can pick him out of a line-up

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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A New York judge has reportedly offered Trump a one-day reprieve from his fraud trial to attend his son Barron’s High School Graduation – on the condition that he successfully identifie…
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  • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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    This is one of those onion headlines that is almost believable

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      “almost believable” is honestly kind of refreshing. Most onion/like articles about Trump are 100% the kind of shit he would actually do, and you have to do a double take at the URL before realizing it’s fake.

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        I thought the bible article was satire until I saw a video about it posted on a bible review channel lol

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      I was double checking all around the screen to make sure this wasn’t in nottheonion.

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      Wait this is onion?

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    Shrek lowering his forehead while still looking forward and pursing his mouth, looking sheepish and embarrassed towards someone off camera.

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    “I imagine his team hasn’t been this nervous since the time he had to pronounce the African nation of ‘Niger’ on live television.”

    Lmfao

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    Haha holy shit that’s an amazing headline

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    (シ_ _)シ

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