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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

This incredible millennial bought their first home just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and buying a winning lottery ticket

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This incredible millennial bought their first home just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and buying a winning lottery ticket

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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28-year-old Poppy Williams has today spoken to the media about how she managed to buy her first home simply by making her own lunches to save money, and winning the lottery.
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    I read over two dozen financial advice books.

    And after a decade of trial and error, I am proud to say that now that I’m nearing 40, I have discovered the secret to strong financial health is simple…

    Find a high paying job and do that.

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      …and no avocado toast, right?

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Have you considered having rich parents?

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      Or write financial advice books.

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