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Clodsire@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead

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Advisors Assure Biden This Will Blow Over Once All Gazans Dead

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Clodsire@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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WASHINGTON—As mounting campus protests and arrests over the Israel-Hamas war threatened his fragile electoral coalition, advisors to President Joe Biden assured him Friday that this would blow over once all Gazans were dead. “Just lie low, let a few thousand more bombs drop on densely populated areas, and you’re…
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  • ඞmir@lemmy.ml
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    Where’s the satire

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      Well, we know some Gazians got away. It is hard to kill them too.

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        I’m sure Israel will find a way. They’ve come this far, haven’t they?

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          Israel hunted down Nazis after the war. What’s to stop them from hunting down Palestinians after they wipe out the ones in the Westbank and Gaza?

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    Too real

    • Aralakh@lemmy.ca
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      For real

  • NounsAndWords@lemmy.world
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    Is that not the actual plan?

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    This is funny because the satire is like reality but the reality is too sad … which is why this is funny … because it’s supposed to be sad.

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    Technically the truth?

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    I thought the onion was supposed to be satire?

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    Winchester?

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    well the onion’s lathe of heaven has made a decision.

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