power users/businesses: “you can’t go VIRAL on mastodon”

Regular Users: “yOu HaVe To PiCk A sErVeR???”

as an american - yall need some laws against tech bullshit if you want to stop this

billionaires would kill trump before they let him take a dollar from them

god imagine how much worse the gang violence will get when the canuck mafia starts mowing down border patrol agents.

Canadian Mafioso: “sorry” machine gun noises, screams

Google is basically saying the EU couldn’t do its own subpar search and they’re not brave enough to try.

its the federation effect in action. I expect pixel fed to get a slow trickle of new users as legacy social media cages and milks its current users for ads.

Despite the misleading graph from OP, the slow uptick seems to be common with federated social media because there’s little incentive to make viral posts to sell ads.

looks like … the climate has changed

Futurama Suicide Booths > AI nannies

srsly?

summons angry goose:

“Which virtues, motherfucker?!”

nintendo lawyers sharpening their “enhanced interrogation” tools

“Singapore is unable to take care of elderly” fixed title

I can’t think of a war where the US decidedly won it since the civil war, which is purely on the technicality that the confederacy was not the US. It does feel like WW2 was carried by the russians and as of today we’ve lost the war of hearts and minds over it

capitalism is what broke up gender norms; if a woman or a man presses a button for 8 hours what does a capitalist care?

“DEI MADE THE WATER SYSTEM UNABLE KEEP UP” is such an obviously stupid take. There’s not enough water to put the fires out

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This is the travel range for kids in the UK by generation. Such a map would be far worse in the US or Australia

college tuition is the only thing that rose faster than CEO pay for the last 40 yrs

you have to introduce errors that are likely to not be spotted right away. Set variables that cause 1/1,000,000 errors on pages or that that move things around over time

“True on Facebook”

“Facebook Facts”

“As Seen on Facebook”