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ZeroCool@vger.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Google announces plan to shove AI into all its products then eventually remove AI from all its products

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Google announces plan to shove AI into all its products then eventually remove AI from all its products

www.thebeaverton.com

ZeroCool@vger.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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At least half of Google users are expected to simply switch to a different search engine that actually shows them the websites they’re looking for instead of writing them error-ridden bespoke essays.
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  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
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    In 1 year max we can post this in !nottheonion@lemmy.world.

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    Never have I wanted something to wind up in the Google Graveyard more.

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      Bring back Reader, Stadia, and Inbox if there’s not enough space to bury AI Summaries and Gemini.

      • StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I’m not sure I would trust Google enough to use them, even if they were resurrected. Between their ethically dubious behavior and their tendency to kill off services I had come to rely on, I have very little trust for Google anymore.

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          That’s entirely fair.

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    i kinda expect google to go all ‘new coke’ here and unveil a ‘classic’ search experience as their experiment in ‘new google’ to be more like pepsi bing continues to fail spectacularly. they’ve already got the ‘web’ tab, it just has to be rebranded and made the default on a clean page with a link to ‘google ii’ which will quietly vanish from existence in a few years and nobody will notice.

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    I damn near ate this one

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      They had me until the “then.” MFers i know they don’t plan that far ahead.

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    >Google puts AI in every product

    >Years later Google does the Google thing and abruptly shuts down their AI department

    >AI is so integrated in every pruduct they have to shut everything down

    >no more google

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      🤞

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    Great, know if you google Googles future AI plans, they will quote this article

    • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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      Removed by mod

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