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    2 months ago

    Killer Bean Recap

    So everyone is dancin And then a guy says: no moosic And the guy turns up the music and says “how’s that” And Killer Bean murders him and everyone in the same room as him And then it’s a China restaraunt And the asian bean says he hates the food And the guy gets the cook and says “he say yo food, taste like ass crack” And then the chef goes “YOOOOOO” And the asian bean fucking kills him And these guys are like “Dude” “Yeah” “Yuh” “Woot-woot” And a guy comes in with a baseball bat And hits 'em out of a window And then Killer Bean goes to a bar And uses the bathroom and says: “Sorry. It was a double flusher.” And the guy says “you only flushed once bruh” And then Killer Bean beats the shit out of him and steals his car And then the baseball bat guy ties him up And then he say “WHATTOYOUWANNFRUHME” And there’s an evil Killer Bean called Vegan And baseball bat guy says “Vegan you’re fired” And Vegan shoots him to death And then Chow Mein And the movie end