Why are you taking Sardinia, but not Sicilia
So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.
Bad deal man.
At least there’s no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)
Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.
Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster
From America’s wang to Vera Wang in one easy step.
Tuscan farmer: that’s strange, I don’t remember there being a meth lab there…
NO GOD PLEASE NO
Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida
Counterpoint: I want authentic Italian food
Then come to Italy (or rather: go to France or Austria near the border so you can enjoy Italian food without actually dealing with living in Italy)
Have fun with the Campi Flegrei
An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy
I mean if that means Italy would be closer to me, and florida much much further away I think that would make me sane to want to switch.
And you move that shithole to our continent
Italy going from just a boot, to a boot about to kick Cuba’s ass.
I love how Sicily doesn’t follow the rest of the country
Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.
And we don’t tolerate POS like DeSantis.
So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.
As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?
Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily
And Corsica just vanishes
Then I’d be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!
My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.
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Sweden and Finland are literally a penis, balls included
