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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope

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NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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BALTIMORE—In what astronomers called an alarming yet compelling observation, NASA officials announced Thursday the discovery of potential life on Mars after a giant eyeball in the middle of the planet looked directly into the James Webb Space Telescope. “We are excited to share telescopic evidence of a colossal, audibly blinking eyeball on the surface of […]
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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 months ago

    Please let Mars crash into the Earth. Really enjoyed Majora’s Mask, looking for more immersion.

  • rtxn@lemmy.world
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    That is literally the central plot of Gemini Home Entertainment.

    The Iris. It is with us now. Laughing at us.
    Behold.

    https://www.youtube.com/@GEMINIHOMEENTERTAINMENT

    • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      God that’s such a good series. Nice slow burn. I think nexpo? Did a good video on it.

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    audibly blinking

    Huh?

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      I imagine if an eye the size of a mountain blinked there’d be some sound

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        Telescopes don’t allow you to hear sound from space though…

        I wondered if they meant that you couldn’t help but imagine the sound when seeing it - I don’t know if there’s a word for that (or where to ask on Lemmy).

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Doorway

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