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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope

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NASA Discovers Potential Life On Mars After Giant Eyeball In Middle Of Planet Looks Directly Into Telescope

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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BALTIMORE—In what astronomers called an alarming yet compelling observation, NASA officials announced Thursday the discovery of potential life on Mars after a giant eyeball in the middle of the planet looked directly into the James Webb Space Telescope. “We are excited to share telescopic evidence of a colossal, audibly blinking eyeball on the surface of […]
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