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Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

If you spent eternity in a fiery pit wouldn't you just get use to being in a fiery pit?

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If you spent eternity in a fiery pit wouldn't you just get use to being in a fiery pit?

Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I’m going to heaven. This is fair.

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      I’m a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I’m going to hell if I don’t convert.

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      I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!

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        Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end

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          Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.

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            Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins

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