• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Ah yes, Five Guys. Where the fries turn into a pile of greasy mush if not eaten within the first five minutes your order is ready. But you’ve completed that task, you’re now full-up on fried potato, but now your burger is cold or at best half eaten. Nobody should have to eat with the gusto of a professional contestant just to make the most of things. It’s a meal that conspires against itself, every single time.

      If you skip the fries, the burgers are actually pretty good and can enjoy it at any pace.

      /rant

      • Loss@sh.itjust.works
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        4 hours ago

        I’m sorry you’re too used to frozen preserves potatoes from Sysco or other manufacturers of potato-like rectangles to appreciate real fries.