The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agoThis is unfair!lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1994arrow-down19
arrow-up1985arrow-down1external-linkThis is unfair!lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up145·6 days agoMaintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down2·6 days agoGET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS
minus-squarebarneypiccolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 days ago“You got any more of these tasty notes? I haven’t had all I can eat.”
Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS
“You got any more of these tasty notes? I haven’t had all I can eat.”