The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It’s been a decade and I’m still as large and hairy as I was back then.
My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?
Linus. He is responsible for making Linux, in general, so Arch had to use that kernel. If Linux never existed, you might’ve naturally become a femboy.
Linus, as in tech tips right?
No, Linus as in sex tips.
Hahahahahahaha I can’t imagine tech tips Linus or torvalds linus having any good sex tips 😂😂😂
Well, for people that don’t have any sex tips, they sure are good at fucking around with us.
Oh fk now thinking about it, me starting to use an Arch based distro and starting going to laser epilation pretty much happened at the same time period. Save me…
Sorry, this is a kerning issue. Cute FERNboy.
Why is it that ever since upgrading Fedora I need to restart the pipewire daemon every time I plug/unplug headphones or else media freezes?
Because the sound goes through pipes and you need to let them rest, otherwise they might burst from the sound pressure.
Hmm… well that makes actually a lot of sense. Thanks!
Join me for my TempleOS AMA next week 👍.
One thing that works for me on Pop OS is to switch audio device in the settings, it’s like the buffer gets filled up and switching device flushes it.
Because you also need to install Trenchcoat for it to work
Op isn’t answering shit
Just like Linux
sh.itjust.works was having issues.
The irony
It works like shit
sh.itbarely.works
It really does 😂.
To be fair, it’s free, so I can’t complain 🤷… and it doesn’t happen often… like once every few hours…
What does man touch do?
It does the opposite of a woman touch.
What’s the cp command?
It does creepy pedo things on your files.
Except for PDF files, they’re kindred spirits.
Yes, they’re the only exception, though there are efforts to get them working with the cp command.
it sends your files directly to the communist party of china
Was linux created by linus tech tips?
Yes… most probably.
Linux sex tips
No it was created by his good twin Linux tech tips
this weeks episode is why you should compile everything from source
Because… what sane person doesn’t…
Should I dual boot?
Of course… what sane person doesn’t wear both boots 🤨.
People missing a leg
Yes, that will be the only exception I presume.
People missing two legs
That people does not boot, so they don’t count
I don’t recommend it, the more boots you use the heavier your computer will be. I’ve got mine down to half a boot and I’m working on getting it down to a quarter.
some clearly hasnt heard of a bootless system
lol 🤣🤣🤣, this one is better than my answer 🤣.
Why do Linux users hate Nvidia?
Because Nvidia hates Linux users. They’re just returning the favor.
That is surprisingly accurate
That’s literally just correct. Are you sure you don’t know your Linux lore?
I know nothing!
Can you explain network sockets to me?
They’re just regular sockets that do most of the work… the net thing is just added to complicate things.
So someone suggested to me that Linux is amazing for gaming.
I decided to split boot and installed Mint and attempted to play Forza Horizon 5. It literally runs like a potato. Also my Logitech steering wheel doesn’t work and has major input lag.
Since you know so little about Linux, my question is what are you having for dinner?
Have no idea, still haven’t had breakfast…
What’s openSUSE? Is closedSUSE its cousin?
Closed suse is the “gay, but still can’t admit to his parrents” version of opensuse.
Can Linux be used as a sex toy?
Good thing it’s written in rust. Memory leaks and race conditions are my two biggest fears while buttplug shopping.
Jfc!
If you want to hear someone talk about penetration testing (heh) these things:
DEF CON 27: Adventures in smart buttplug penetration testing (semi-NSFW obviously)
How do I change the language to EN-US on redstar os?
You don’t. It’s designed to be unchagable. Only the supreme leader can change that.
sudo = supreme leader do
Follow up: how to change to french on templeOS?
You have to recode the kernel in french.
- ~how do i use cp~
- ~how do i kill all children of a parent~
- ~how do i remove orphans~
- The creepy pedo command can be used on any file, except PDF.
Regarding the rest, I think I have to call 911.
What does rm -rf /
It cleans your PC.
