• givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    and is the walking dead

    To be clear, a headless chicken doesn’t shamble around slowly…

    It runs around as fast as possible, it’s heart beating as fast as it can, shooting blood 2-3 feet into the air while viciously attacking anything it bumps into.

    And since we’re going back to the “good ole days” /s

    The way to slaughter a chicken is hold it by the neck and press it’s head to the ground. Using a stick (to save your hand) draw a line straight in front of the chicken, over and over.

    The chicken will quickly freeze, for whatever reason it breaks it’s brain for a couple minutes.

    One person then cuts the head off with a hatchet, and another person quickly throws a tub over the corpse to avoid all the shit I said at first. When the tub stomps thumping, you can retrieve the chicken.

    But my point is; the masses won’t just shamble along, shits either gonna get crazy or the government is gonna have to throw a tub over us and sit on it.

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        7 days ago

        If someone genuinely thinks it’s pointless and nothing will be fixed no matter what…

        Why choose to spend your time telling people hope is useless?

        Why don’t you check out of politics for a while, if you truly believe we’re fucked, go enjoy what time we have left. Either you’re right and the same result, but you got to enjoy societies dying gasp, or you’re wrong and everyone that doesn’t give up fixing shit for you.

        I’m not trying to be a dick, it’s a legitimate question that I desperately want answered but no one ever does.

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          Fixing shit for me ? You aren’t fixing shit for yourselves. We are now waiting for your useless fucking “country” to try to annex us, because none of you had the balls to stop an orange clown in diapers and a ketamine soaked tard. Fixing shit for us lmfao.

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            Hey, if you think it’s that easy, just stop them yourself. You sound like you’re full of balls, so just do it.

            We are now waiting for your useless fucking “country” to try to annex us…

            So your doing EXACTLY what you’re blaming US citizens if doing, which is doing nothing and wait until the bad thing happens.

            You can piss and moan that someone should have stood up and stopped all of this from happening, but assassinating the richest man in the World and the (leading up to the election) former POTUS and leading candidate for the Republican party that had secret service security, isn’t just something that anyone can pull off. You could be the champion of the the world if you yourself make the sacrifice you think someone else should have made, so buck up chief, let’s see what you got.

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            7 days ago

            it’s a legitimate question that I desperately want answered but no one ever does.

            No problem, I didn’t expect this to be the time someone finally answers the question.

            Feel free to keep replying telling people to give up, I’ll never see another comment you make. There’s much better uses of my time.