Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agoIf a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight?message-squaremessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up152arrow-down1message-squareIf a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight?Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours agomessage-square33fedilinkfile-text
minus-square60d@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoIt’s also how gay people reproduce. A third person watches and is Become Gay, Destroyer of Sphincters. But if a baby results, it’s hermaphroditic.
minus-squareCeruleum@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoWhat if that person is gay already, does he become super gay?
minus-squareCeruleum@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoCombine all these together, and you have “ultimate gay” actually, that’s the kind of Marvel movie I would like to watch.
It’s also how gay people reproduce.
A third person watches and is Become Gay, Destroyer of Sphincters.
But if a baby results, it’s hermaphroditic.
What if that person is gay already, does he become super gay?
Super gay, or gay2, yassified.
Combine all these together, and you have “ultimate gay” actually, that’s the kind of Marvel movie I would like to watch.
I was hoping you’d say Cap’n Gay.