bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前Vampires are from Jerseysh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1862arrow-down114
arrow-up1848arrow-down1external-linkVampires are from Jerseysh.itjust.worksbees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前message-square69fedilink
minus-squarehansolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·edit-21 个月前Seriously. One vampire Dev pops “by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home.” Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it’s a feeding frenzy… …How does one sell a script to Black Mirror?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 个月前Dystopian technofeudalist vampire is now one of my favorite new tropes. Thank you.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 个月前Peter Thiel has never felt so appreciated…
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 个月前He’s why I have a crucifix-shaped wifi jammer nailed to my headboard.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 个月前Oh THAT’S why? I thought it was a kink thing…
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 个月前I never said it wasn’t. Maybe I just get off on antagonizing billionaire vampires.
minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 个月前Bryan Johnson makes it somewhat literal.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 个月前I had completely forgotten about that. Thanks for bringing it back up. These people are literally parasites.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 个月前Plus, there’s a (kind of) precedent. All you’d have to do is plan it for April fool’s day.
Seriously.
One vampire Dev pops “by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home.” Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it’s a feeding frenzy…
…How does one sell a script to Black Mirror?
Dystopian technofeudalist vampire is now one of my favorite new tropes. Thank you.
Peter Thiel has never felt so appreciated…
He’s why I have a crucifix-shaped wifi jammer nailed to my headboard.
Oh THAT’S why? I thought it was a kink thing…
I never said it wasn’t. Maybe I just get off on antagonizing billionaire vampires.
Bryan Johnson makes it somewhat literal.
I had completely forgotten about that. Thanks for bringing it back up. These people are literally parasites.
Plus, there’s a (kind of) precedent. All you’d have to do is plan it for April fool’s day.