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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
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    If someone is resting their hand on your thigh, they are interested too. Just make the move and get on with it! Good luck 🤞✌️👍

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I missed so many opportunities because of shyness.

    • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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      This kind of information comes already too late. Let’s hope it’s useful for others.

    • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
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      I thought this meme was about premature ejaculation

      • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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        Honestly shocked I’m the first to leave this here lmao

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

        (Uhhh maybe don’t have volume full blast at work or something lol)

      • cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
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        I thought a crush is someone you’re secretly crazy about.

        It would have been a partner, boyfriend, girlfriend or whatever if it had been in a relationship wouldn’t it?

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        I thought it was just an erection lol

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    The fish isn’t hitting any of the rods (heh) to make it explode though

    • illi@lemm.ee
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      Just as the hand on a thigh is not exactly touching “the rod” but damn bear close to it

      • vale@sh.itjust.works
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        bear close to it

        I would not advise letting a bear get close to your “rod”

        • Rodneyck@lemm.ee
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          Depends on the type of bear. ‘I will take gay metaphors for 500, Alex.’

          • BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee
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            Gay guys have been really upset that women have been taking all the bears lately

        • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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          Hey, if that’s what someone is into then I support it.

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    gotta hate when she touches my dick and it explodes like a C4 bomb

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