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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Say “you’re welcome” instead. Let them believe you had a say in that.

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      or “don’t come to work tomorrow” as a friendly way to hint at a snow day

      • brvslvrnst@lemmy.ml
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        USian here: this had a much darker initial read 😅🫠

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          “It’s going to be a masterpiece”

  • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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    Don’t feel bad, “chum”, as an illocutionary act it works. It’s kind of like how you can say “what’s up?” and the other person says “how’s it going?” and neither answers the question, bc at the illocutionary level you’re just saying “hi”.

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      I feel vindicated by this, no more shall I have flashbacks of raising my hand in class to say “can I go to the toilet” only to get a smug reply back from the teacher

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      Speak for yourself. I control the weather.

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