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TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago

New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough

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New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough

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TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days ago
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Local father Jay Vander couldn’t wait until his newborn son was old enough to show him old hard drives full of pirated movies.
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    Ahem, it’s “hard drive full of preserved* movies” thank you very much!

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      No, no, it’s “AI training data” now. Fully legal, somehow.

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    Don’t attack me like that

  • Takeshidude@lemmy.world
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    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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      You‽ I thought it was me!

      • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I used to be a baby, a tiny little baby, now look at me, now look at me.

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    It is very sweet.

  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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    Watching the cinematic classics with your child is both a great educational tool and quality time spent together.

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    Is hard drive full of porn the modern day version of “box of communal porn found randomly in the forest”?

    Literally EVERY male I grew up with knew about the box of porn in the forest, even though most of us grew up in different states.

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      You should start growing one for your kids to enjoy. In a few years it will likely have been germinated. On. By the locals. Especially George. Fucking George sticks his Dick in everything. Especially forest porn.

  • Agathon 🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    🏴‍☠️

  • Granbo's Holy Hotrod@lemmy.world
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    Truth

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    But son; don’t touch that folder “Untitled Folder”

    Leave that one be…

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    I am past that. I realized, that a lot of the stuff I remember fondly only worked at the time and age when I first saw it. My kids will have their own stuff.

    I also learned to not rewatch stuff I thought was good. Especially not comedies. And very especially not comedies from the 80s or 90s.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Joke’s on you Onion, I look way more like an internet piracy stereotype than that

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      I was at a stand-up show and the comedian said I “look like I founded The Pirate Bay”…

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        Dress for the job you want

  • Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world
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    This was me. Now when I get old enough I ship him the archive so he can continue the glorious tradition.

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    It’s the only inheritance my kid’s gonna get so I hope he likes those movies

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