“If you don’t do what I want, I’m just going to punish my citizens even more. Don’t make me do it.”

Ohh yea? Who took this pic then? Checkmate.

Good lord. How many fuck buddies does the fuhrer need?

Sadly, doesn’t work everywhere. Sometimes, this is still necessary.

Gotta take it deep.

We like our poisons in just the rights amounts.

That doesn’t sound very junior dev to me.

Man, I remember one time someone at the office sent out an email inviting everyone to a potluck at the office. Then later went “jk, that was meant just for our group” and I responded with this, except change theme park to potluck.

Someone reported me. I was only told not to do that again. Always wondered who the killjoy was.

Must be where the Skipper crashed.

Maybe I’m dumb, but I don’t get it.

Do you even know how many people you just killed?

https://youtu.be/UhNVD4RhqGU

-900% problems… Not sure you thought that through.

Don’t forget about the freezer. Can’t trust that bastard either.