zypper is unironically the best package manager. Absolute s-tier god-mode. It’s slow as hell, but that’s because it makes atomic updates. If the install doesn’t go well, it just rolls it back. I fucking love zypper, and I want to shake the hands of the people responsible for it.
Me: hey, what’s up with those lions by the great lakes OOOOOOOOooooohhhh. Nice.