5. No way both him and Thomas dont retire before 2028.

I am convinced this Nick Adams is the greatest method actor/comedian since Kaufman. Like everything he says is just chef’s kiss insane. It has to be a bit right?

Right?

By that logic Trump is living til at least 200

I thought his excuse was “I am the President so fuck you”

They are going to invade Iran, and play up every single death as a way to blame the Dems and every citizen for not supporting Trump. Now its a real war and “oopsie doopsie no can do elections”

You forgot the worst person from a sitcom that included Andy Dick.

Yea I know I would totally trust a country that killed my family, continues to bomb me, and murdered a school full of kids simply because “whoopsie doopsie the guy running the show was out of his mind”

They can but Iran isnt going to back down for a promise.

They used to be ready. They still are. But they used to be too.

But its not a war so it is ok. Its just a little excursion, like going out to get milk or cigarettes. Dad will for sure be home any day now.

Good for them but I also wonder if this is exactly what Trump and his minions want.

Like now he can go back and claim he is going to tarriff every country who doesnt help some insane amount until they send forces.

I mean this would require thinking ahead and I do not want to attribute any actual forethought to these people but it seems an obvious play to me.

I know the first thing I would do is stop shooting at the nation that bombed and killed my family and 100+ kids because they stopped first.

We have radicalized an entire nation against the US for no reason anyone can actually explain. The only thing we taught every nation is that we can bomb you and take your leaders captive if you do not have nukes.

I cannot believe Hillary Clinton allowed there to be another attack on a US embassy. She should have to answer questions before Congress about this

Kissinger lived to be nearly 100. This fucker is probably perserved from all the fast food he eats and will live beyond that.

At this point I want to out live him and everyone in this administration out of pure spite

Charles Entertainment Cheese was not who I expected there

This feels like the most normal thing ever. I feel Obama, and Biden both at the least had some speeches pre written if aliens were found. Probably with interchangable lines if they were hostile or not. Like you dont wanna wing that.

Excuse me it wasnt just someone. It was a woman. You expect our God Emperor to be talked down to by a woman?

You my good man understand nothing of what it takes to look like 15 pounds of shit stuffed into a 10 pound bag and bronzed until you look orange.

They are 100% going to detain players arent they?

I am sure all the fan that watched it were disappointed.