If less of my taxes went to missile and more toward social programs I’d be a lot happier too

Bu-bu-but you didn’t think of my investors!

Yeah that’s rarely the only trait someone has that I find objectionable. Homophobia tends to come in a cluster with other shithead opinions

Yeah, humanity has a dark side that comes out whenever we feel mildly threatened. It’ll never stop.

English is inconsistent, and my arguments are too, but I know I’m right and will die on this hill.

Gift without the t is obviously pronounced jiff

Well, they’ve only killed 1% of Gazans, surely that’s not enough to worry about their intentions!

We should embrace anything that gets us off fossil fuels faster even if it comes from companies that have contributed to the problem in the past. We don’t have time for purity tests if we actually want to tackle this problem.