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casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Have mercy on our souls

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Have mercy on our souls

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casualhippo@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I get the gist of what you are saying but gingerly I will inform you that my giraffe giblets are cold

    Sorry, that was just gibberish

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      This is how you prove a point, boys and jirls.

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      How does one jet something?

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      Gift without the t is obviously pronounced jiff

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        Applet without the t is obviously pronounced apple

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          English is inconsistent, and my arguments are too, but I know I’m right and will die on this hill.

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    “Pacific ocean” has each “c” pronounced differently. This is just an English thing. Makes for great puns “I’m not sick, it’s just a little COFFIN” but when it comes down to acronyms you guys are lost.

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      English is a mess. For example, I had ghoti for dinner last night, is a creative way to say fish.

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    Hate to break it to you OP but it’s 100% Jif.

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      The way Jod intended

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        Pardon me while I go feed my giant geriatric giraffe, George. He likes generic foods, so long as they are germ free and genetically unmodified.

        Afterwards, I’m gonna hit the gym, gently gesticulate while talking to someone about geography, geometry, and genetics, maybe consume some protein gel packs.

        As a genuine gesture of gentlemanly genius, my genuine German genie will conjure up some gems to pay for everything.

        Get the gist of what I’m saying?

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          I generally understand.

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          This morning, I’m off to groom the goats and gather fresh eggs from the geese. The greenhouse needs tending too, with its gourds and guava plants.

          After that, I’ll glide on my skateboard along the gritty pavement, feeling the cool gusts. For lunch, perhaps a grilled cheese sandwich with gouda, and a glass of grapefruit juice.

          In the afternoon, a game of golf awaits, grueling yet galvanizing. And as dusk falls, I’ll gaze at the glimmering stars, grasping the grandeur of the galaxy.

          Then I’ll grab my guitar, gleefully strumming glorious melodies.

          Next, I’ll gear up for gaming, getting into go-kart racing and guild quests. Great for unwinding and igniting gusto.

          Then, on to grub: guacamole with garlic, garnished with green onions, alongside golden tortilla chips, goulash, gumbo, gazpacho, gravy, granola, gorgonzola, and graham crackers. A gourmet, gratifying snack.

          Later, I’ll grab my gardening guide, to gain groundbreaking insights on growing gardenias. Guiding the creation of a grand, lush grove is very gratifying.

          Before bed, a glance at tomorrow’s goals: glazing pottery, a new, gripping hobby.

          Does this give a good glimpse into my day?

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            Most of your hard g’s have a consonant as the second letter, I don’t think it’s as strong of an argument.

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          Make sure you thank your genie by buying him a jift.

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          GRAPHICS. GRAPHICS GRAPHICS

          That’s the key. Sorry, you lose.

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            PHOTOGRAPHIC. PHOTOGRAPHIC. PHOTOGRAPHIC. It’s pronounced j-feg.

            Acronyms don’t give a fuck what the original pronunciation of the words used to make them are. Sorry, you lose.

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              Wrong word dummy. lol.

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                If “gif” has to be pronounced with a hard G because it stands for “graphics,” then the P in “jpeg” has to be pronounced like an F because it stands for “photographic.”

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            Said the moron

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      It is infact Graphics Interchange format. Not Jirafics Interchange format.

      I know the creator pronounces it Jif, but there are lots of people in the world who pronounce things wrong.

      I offer up “niche”. It’s actually not nitch no matter how many people say it like that.

      Lookit all the nerds I triggered. Popcorn time!

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        Just like JPEG is pronounced as a JFEG, cause it stands for Joint Photographic Experts Group.

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        Why do people continuously offer this argument like it’s coherent…

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        “There are lots of people in the world who pronounce things wrong”

        “Its actually not nitch no matter how many people say it like that”

        You’re this close to getting it.

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        Scuba is Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Do you pronounce it the acronym with a short U or a long U?

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        Well played.

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    Oh boy let’s have this argument again! Because it’s so much fun every time!

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      It is funny every time and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

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    My first name starts with a G and it’s soft. Many people will read it and pronounce it hard. This argument is for my identity

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      Okay Geoff.

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        deleted by creator

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      Hey, Gerome.

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    I unapologetically say jif

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      You have nothing to apologize for brother

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    you know it is because of giraffe?

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      Giraffe-ix Image Format.

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      Well in german it’s Giraffe so take that

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    Here’s another to add to the pronunciation wars. RetroArch is pronounced RetroArk. Which I will die on that hill because Arch stands for either Architecture or Archive. Too many times have I heard people on YouTube make it sound like McDonald’s golden arches.

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      The devs have stated otherwise. The project was originally announced on an Arch Linux forum, so they included a nod in the name.

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        I use Ark btw

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        But what does Arch stand for in that context?

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          Its the nod to Arch Linux as mentioned.

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            ‘Ark Linux’ ?

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              Arch as in rhyming with march.

              Take it from the devs

              https://old.reddit.com/r/RetroArch/comments/tgy3vy/how_do_you_like_to_pronounce_the_arch_in/

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                ‘March’ pronounced like ‘Mark’?

                Yup that sounds good.

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                  Close enough

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      The devs pronounce it like “arch.”

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        Proof or it didn’t happen

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          https://old.reddit.com/r/RetroArch/comments/tgy3vy/how_do_you_like_to_pronounce_the_arch_in

          First comment, by a Retroarch dev.

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      Out of interest, how do you pronounce “sudo” (the command) and “lib” (the directory)?

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    I hate this argument, that’s literally what the creators of the format called it. Names of things don’t always follow the rules of English.

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      You are right except: there are no rules in english, and this isn’t an argument, its a joke.

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      Names of things don’t have to follow “the rules of english” to change and morph with who is using them.

      Acting like there is any immutable qualities to any language or word is kinda silly.

      Currently, with the common opinion split pretty well, the correct answer for how to say it is “‘gif’ or ‘jif’”. Call it whichever you want.

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      That would be valid if it is a name and not an acronym.

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        Explain how it being an acronym affects the pronunciation?

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    I hope you say jfeg the to be consistent, because that’s how the p in photography is pronounced.

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    I’m just gonna start pronouncing it yif

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    The G in God stands for GIF

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    I use both interchangeably. With no pattern. Much like how programs will spell check “colour”. Lives are changed in equal quantities.

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      There is a pattern. In the USA it is incorrectly spelled as ‘Color’. In countries where the English language has not been degraded in the same wilfully ignorant manner, it is spelled correctly as ‘colour’.

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    Let’s just agree on asking ChatJPT how it should be pronounced and go with whatever it says?

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      jay pee tee?

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