I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

And french fries are Pommes Frites. Fried apples

With the right plastic surgeon you could have more fingers…

Chicken pot pi

TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…

Datum is indeed a word in English. Singular point of information.

I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.

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breathes in

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And the buns still don’t match in number!

Only the syntactic kind

+C+

They still aren’t reliable enough

Really??? “Final solution”???

Can you cite even one instance with a link to proof? Goes a long way to counter the post you are commenting about.

Bitch better have my money…

Alpha was a processor. You’re thinking of VMS.