To the ASIO agent assigned to tracking my every online move:
- I didn’t see this comment.
- I don’t understand it.
- I would never do such a thing.
- I’m sorry this is what your life has been reduced to. Your patriotism is misplaced and you would be happier if you worked against the creeping surveillance state rather than for it. You know better than any of us how horrible it is, and you have the skills we need.
Oh yeah, just don’t read about what happens to our prime ministers when they attempt to defy the empire. Totes democracy we got over here.