Tbf I can’t climb with my eyes either

I am suspicious of some of those colours in the background

I can excuse raping children but I draw the line at increased fuel costs

Ah yes, the only two possible options

What the shit

Also

involuntary lethal injection

as opposed to voluntary?? He’s trying to soften the language by adding that (totally redundant) extra adjective to remove focus from the ‘lethal’ part

Uh oh, keep an eye on your kids OP!

Executed

Keeping Up Appearances, Only Fools and Horses, Harry Enfield and Chums

After you do that, if you press a piece of toilet paper flush against the tip you’ll see there’s still a spot there which would end up in your underwear

You know

C’est chic

No it’s not

Top tier title OP 👌

Looks pretty young for a 32 m.o.

Are you a John Michael Godier fan by any chance?

laughs nervously

But he is also the most transparent president in history.

Haha, ok sure Jan

And the bank goblins being Jewish caricatures

I wonder how quickly Trump did Bill’s pole

Police helicopters aren’t exactly new