Americans are far too chickenshit to do anything like that.

Ok. Thanks for playing.

It’s the first thing I thought of when I read the headline.

Have you ever been in Rural Washington or Oregon? How about Orange County California? There are some really fucked up MAGA Nazi fucks in those areas. Just because the cities are blue doesn’t mean the rural parts aren’t filled with dumbass, sister fucking, redneck cunts.

How about, NO!

Canada is Canada. We might be a bit different in the Maritime than in BC, but we are all fucking Canadian.

Fuck off with your break up Canada bullshit.

100% Fuck No!

There are way too many Americans that will not adapt to Canadian culture. Even on the left there is heavy “American exceptionalism” brainwashing and they love guns and Jesus way too much.

Remember that 1/3 of Americans wanted to do something other than Trump. 2/3rd wanted him or didn’t give a shit enough to vote.

If Americans want a better life, they can move to Canada.

Canada is going to talk with India in the next few months. I wouldn’t be surprised if Canada works out a similar agreement as the EU.

but people say Windows doesn’t require any tinkering! only Linux does! /s

I’ve never heard that about Windows but I have heard it about Apple’s shit.

This is what happens when you only have a partial working brain and surround yourself with idiot cocksucking minions.

I can’t wait until this fuckstain is dead, buried, and I’m taking a huge Taco Bell shit on his grave.

You mean those pictures all over the front page of kittens with a caption like “I found this guy in a shoebox, in the basement, hungry. I fed him and named him Mortimer.” are not real?!?!

You mean the future global No Kings Day?

You’d dose him, he’d keep rambling nonsense, no one would notice.

Sorry, MAGA. If you want to stroke it to trans porn, you need to show ID.

These pictures make me happy because this is what he’ll look like WHEN HE’S FUCKING DEAD!

I tried to use real MAGA people but they thought the camera would steal their fat, fucking, empty soul. Also, they can’t really dance like this because their ankles will snap under the weight.

And?

What an asshole. She gets into politics, screams, shouts, insults, acts like a child and makes a huge mess. Smug and smirking the entire time. Then the mess she helped create turns on her and she runs like a coward.

Fuck this fucking fucker.

I’m glad shes quitting, but I won’t be happy until traitors like this are in a fucking hole.

See. It’s fucking genius.

No wonder he’s the king.

“I want instead of going to the insurance companies, I want the money to go into an account for people, where the people buy their own health insurance. It’s so good. The insurance will be better. It’ll cost less. Everybody’s gonna be happy. They’re gonna feel like entrepreneurs,” Trump said during a Fox News interview Monday night. “They’re actually gonna be able to go out and negotiate their own health insurance. And they can use it only for that reason, that’s the beauty—only for that purpose.

So his idea for healthcare is… you use money to buy health insurance on the public market?

He’s a fucking genius!

I have to apologize for all the things I’ve said about Trump over the year. America, you are in good hands.

Who didn’t see this one coming?