lay egg

Bees! Bees! Bees!

I’m certainly not going back until at least 2029. Let MAGA eat itself over the Epstein files and the next president reform the gun laws (as both sides are now talking about it) and then I’ll think about it.

Fuck you for reminding me

* by accident

It’s cute that you think that still matters.

Does au mean Alternate Universe?

Welcome to the internet.

Well she did marry Charlie Kirk…

Bots having a stroke

Wanda Sykes put it best:

"If someone broke into my house… and vacuumed?

*shrug* same time next week?"

Given that this is in the fediverse community I would have thought you might be able to figure that out.

I for one look forward to buying a dirt cheap GPU in about 2 years.

No manager is ever incompetent and doesn’t listen to their underlings…

A window isn’t the same as a glass wall.

1 in 25 is a very odd way to say 4%…

Is there a malicious compliance community yet?

Just say you have five. Clearly no one’s checking.

http://howtocenterincss.com/

I always view the source of websites like this and this is one of the worst I’ve seen. 217 lines of code (including inline Javascript?!) and a Google tag for some reason, all to put the word YES in green on black.