NoFuckingWaynado

Looks like it’s holding a big baby. Awwww!

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…

Pac-rat

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries

I think any truck gets a pass. Even a Honda Civic raised an inch or two, slap a bigger greenhouse on it, and send it on it’s way as a CUV.

I suspect the growth spurt has more to do with “tax loophole trucks.” I might be wrong on both points.

You got a lot of debunk in your trunk

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”

I see him making jet sounds and pretending to be an airplane taxiing around the tarmac randomly grabbing and squeezing boobs while saying, “honk! honk!”

Stupid dog! Made me look bad.

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

“It belongs in a museum!”

Pronouncing realtor like “real-uhh-torrrrr”

'Should of" instead of “should’ve”

Don’t leave us hanging! Finish the story! Please let the person that said “it is what it is” die a gruesome, dark, and slow death. But not me because I didn’t really say it… I was quoting, and that doesn’t count.

Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn’t have quite the same ring now does it?

deletor by created

Magic Eightball

Counterpoint: common sense

Très jolie!