I’m concerned about Pelosi’s husband! Didn’t he get attacked by a dude with a hammer? I wouldn’t wish that on anyone

Goodbye

Genuinely clueless and wanting to understand here

What’s the difference between liberalism and leftism? My understanding of them is very nebulous and there’s a lot of overlap

I think that fact is cool, thanks for sharing!

After some quick research, it seems like this one is a “eating rocks is dangerous and bad for you” not a “there’s no point in eating rocks, don’t do that”

Which is kind of a bummer, I think it’d be fun to swallow a small pebble every couple days just for the satisfaction of knowing you have a small pebble in your gut

Fellas, is it straight to… checks notes publicly fantasize about making five men your sex slaves?

Peak art, an inspiration to us all

Rejoice! She brought protection!

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

It’s like what I say to bother botanists:

If half of the fruits with “berry” in their name don’t fit your definition of berry, you need a new definition

What about .gov?

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

Memes and genes!

Three and four hundred fifteen quintillion five hundred ninety two quadrillion six hundred fifty three trillion five hundred eighty nine billion seven hundred ninety three million two hundred thirty eight thousand four hundred sixty three sextillionths

Is less than ten

Hubris

Makes it sound like someone dropped a round while reloading and it fell on him XD

Spiders are the bugs I have a problem with XD

(Preemptive) Stow your prescriptivist semantics, pendants! Spiders are bugs because I say so