I don’t really talk to my mother, she’s an alcoholic.

Why does he look like that?

Asked my girlfriend for a second opinion, she said Screwball backwards and she’s right, damn it.

I JUST HAD SEX

Do you think it will eventually be human ambergris

The ears are mouse ears, the tail isn’t a rat tail… but honestly this is a very confusing angle and degree of obesity.

I just want to tell the void that I arrived at a similar conclusion about induced high and low pressure zones based on the wing “slicing” the air in half as if it was a continuous material causing cavitation above the wing, and was mocked for it.

I think we’re doing pretty fucking well, all things considered.

You’re still judging it subjectively.

she cute

I’m 36 and this is exhausting.

I have badly needed a shit all day but I work outdoors. Unfortunately not quite outdoors enough, though. Two more hours to go, or thereabouts, wish me luck and sphinctoral fortitude.

Bowie defeated me on the astral plane once, I was foolish to tangle with somebody so powerful.

These were basketball fans, and for a completely unimportant match. It was quite incongruous with the atmosphere in the venue and the attitude of the other team’s fans. Very weird!

Salt one doesn’t make any sense.

Yes I’ve not had good experiences with Israeli sports fans, they take it much too seriously.

Just being rich is plenty. Sooner we collectively understand that, the better.

My knees and elbows hurt so much.

What the hell are you going on about?

I put them in the fridge because I don’t have anywhere else to put them, but I’m aware it’s unnecessary.