The Black Cauldron

It’s all the same… Only the names are are changed

Everyday

Like and otter with his favourite stone

The US president reminds me of the kings of old - more so than anybody actually called a king. The kind of fawning exaltation their current and former leaders receive is way, way over the top. ‘Presidents Day’ like there’s a pantheon that needs worshipping: pathetic. The fear/respect people close-to treat them with reminds me of the servile peons under some all-powerful autocrat, and not for no reason. The power these people have is way, way, way over the top, power that - rather than helping disillusion an entire population brainwashed by the lie of superiority - wages revenge wars and swings dicks.

What are the symbols on his halo?

In the 1820s, you’d be watching beetle documentaries, you waste of space

Legit

I think they always have an odd number of pairs, so 96 or 100.

That’s a massive ballache

Life is happy, baby!

Like he would anyway

Also cryptozoology: the study of cryptids (pseudo of course).

That all seems very weak.

Christ, what a bunch of contrived bollocks. Who’s the irish guy with the whiskey? Seamus? I don’t even know if he mentions it once. And his spells blowing up is just the films.

What’s the skinwalker thing from?

It ‘unlocked’ my stomach once; tore the fucker right open. They gave me morphine to take for the pain, which went well. Anyway, three years sober now.

Google™ presents: Hunger Games

Which countries?

What has the MTV done to you, boy?

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Was it wrong that he punched his producer for not getting him a hot meal and called him a “lazy Irish cunt”? Possibly, but his series about a farm is doing very well.

Alan Partridge