Screw all you fools. I mean, look at this DNA sequence right here… One allele for myopia, the other for twisted eye sockets and one eye way larger than the other…which one would win? Myopia ofcourse! Nah. You guys are totally screwed. So we give up. Go ahead keep fucking the weirdoes! It’s fine by us!
Nice! So another 40 days or war. That could be a nice Christmas present 💝🎁 for the world, even if you didn’t believe in a flying spaghetti monster who created us all. Right?
29,243 actually…make that 29,242…for fuck’s sake! Derrin! Stop shooting until I post!
We should ask putin how he likes his beans that I assume is the only way he’s surviving. Can’t trust anyone who makes a cheese burger or something.
…how to poison beans…
Oooh! I’m ready for my first crime! Wait, hold on! Do you have a proper tattoo? Here, I’ll carve one for you. You want one for the mugshot? Or more like someone can see it if they try real hard right under the balls?
Shit! I forgot my iPod in the engine bay. Could I have until next week? My spaceship is at the North Pole chasing ruzzians. It’s a mission, what can I say. I’ll be up there Saturday and I’ll get my iPod and get out of your way. I can give the old rust can a kick for good measure. Or heck, I could fill it with random pyrotechnics so we can all enjoy. Like having a view of war but in space… from the ground.
I hope they had enough rats to ratify that enough.
I know, surprise!
And also every piece of software you use in Linux has to have some form of backing from the community or it dies. That said there have been well supported softwares over the years that are still here with us and support everything you did with them for 20 years or longer. Sometimes you just gotta open an old file with an old version of the software so you can bring it up to date.
I’m just saying that the software is different, does different things, Acts differently and is differently supported than windows. It also does differently. As an example or recent memory…scyncthing, the crazy cool backup thing is now “dead” because nobody gave money to the developer and he got tired of putting up with Google and Android. Scyncthing-fork came from it and who knows if anyone is going to keep using that. I’m migrating to a gui-less tool called rsync. Yeah, stuff can die overnight. But it keeps running for a few years, you just gotta remember to jump ship ⚓🚢. Linux is for those who like the adventure or support the software.
Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.
Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.
Beautiful article. I’m feeling better already about everything really.
Average mean means middle…half the population is still alive at average age unfortunately. But fortunately the whole age range is non-linear because nobody gets to be 150 years old. More like 1 person in the world might get to be 125 years old if they never smoked, never had even looked at a MacDonalds burger on TV etc.
He’s 78. So in two years he’ll be 80 and in Just a teenager he’ll be 100. Jimmy Carter is 100. 0.03% of the population in the US make it to 100. The population was recently ~346,098,610. So he could be 1 of 10 million people who becomes 100.
According to stupid Google only 60 people get to be 110. Thus Trump’s maximum life is around 20, but that’s being generous. 10 is more probable. But hopefully any time now. Like a really bad sneeze while he’s having his Coca-Cola in the morning ☺️🌄.
This country has got two brown people’s, ok three. Nah 4 if you count Peruvians. Ok 5, cuz of the Indian. Anyway! There’s the Hispanics and the Latinos…and the Latinos have got to go! WTF! Voting for Trump for?
Just kidding 😂. You know what happened in your gut. They actually did rig the elections.
Yeah he’s not going to jail. The bastard is just going to keep laughing at us every day. But he’s only got maybe 20 years to go. I would be surprised if 10. He’s basically 20% rotten McDonald’s M double cheeseburger. We might have to deal with princes Vans instead of Maybe one of the other trump princesses. Who knows.
All we should do is wait and feed him Peanuts or pretzels. He’s bound to choke in one of those things. Either that or the sodium.
Dude, I can jump that shit. I’m mex flavor 😁.
How much per ad man? I’m jealous 😀. I need my Downy and Toilet paper ads man. Maybe we could record the ads for prosperity and share them?
Love naked wife? We got more than naked wife. Give us economy monies back.
Not just any beans… possibly poisoned beans. Cook 1009 of them, all good, except for 1.