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minus-squareMintyFresh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·23 days agoI did just that when I finally accepted I was balding, and in time would become bald. It was glorious! I had a luxuriant mane! I should have been in shampoo or “I can’t believe it’s not butter” commercials.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·22 days agoI have Fabio hair but a twink physique. Been looking for better things to call myself other than Twinkio.
minus-squareSunsofold@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·22 days agoFab (fahb) because you’re like Fabio but narrower. Also, you can make puns about how being Fab’d off is a good thing.
minus-squareMintyFresh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-222 days agoYa lol twinkio ain’t great. Hmmm… Poofio? Pooferrio?
I did just that when I finally accepted I was balding, and in time would become bald. It was glorious! I had a luxuriant mane! I should have been in shampoo or “I can’t believe it’s not butter” commercials.
I have Fabio hair but a twink physique.
Been looking for better things to call myself other than Twinkio.
Fab (fahb) because you’re like Fabio but narrower. Also, you can make puns about how being Fab’d off is a good thing.
Ya lol twinkio ain’t great. Hmmm…
Poofio? Pooferrio?
Fabink?