The very same file that according to him checks notes doesn’t exist?
Wait, the Epstein list that definitely doesn’t exist may have his name planted on it?
The goalposts have left the fucking stadium.
The goal posts have long since achieved escape velocity. At the beginning of this stage of the Epstein scandal, the goal posts were in stable low earth orbit. They are now at the L1 Lagrange point between the earth and moon.
Those goal posts move faster than Trump at a child beauty pageants change room.
Also, the Epstein list that definitely doesn’t exist and may have had his name planted on it also says that Bill Clinton visited the island 28 times, and you can trust that number because he read it on the list which doesn’t exist and if it does exist you can’t trust what it says.
I never went to the island, and Bill Clinton went there supposedly 28 times
Oh, I remember the time when we still had goal posts to move around.
My brain hurts!
“planted” by “fact checkers”
The fucking Biden crackheads of course! With the help of Muslim Obamas Kenyan relatives. Lock em up!
Anyone who believes Trump “Hasn’t been interested” in whether his name is on the list or not…
Anyone who believes lifelong Republican and Trump Collaborator J. Comey can see the future…
Anyone who believes that the Biden administration went through the trouble of doctoring evidence to set up Trump just in case he was elected in the future and pressured to release the files…
Anyone who believes that he hasn’t already decided to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell in exchange for her compiling a list of 100 of Trumps enemies…
Is a fucking idiot, even by MAGAt standards, and that’s already as low of a bar as it’s possible to have.
MAGA still believes MILLIONS of votes for Biden were from migrants bused in from Mexico.
If you took all the busses in the entirety of the USA, and used them at once, you could, at most, be able to transport 800,000 people.
And that’s if all the busses in the US were doing it at once. Something that would certainly be noticed.
MAGA are just dilusional. Unfortunately, nothing based in reality can change that.
That’s really, really stupid, but even that isn’t as dumb as “There is no list, and if there is a list I’m not on it, and if I am on it it’s Biden’s fault, and if there’s proof I’m a pedo it’s a hoax, and I haven’t even thought of pardoning Maxwell, but I totally could, and If I do it’s not because she produced a bogus list that I’m not on but all my enemies are.”
I don’t like Trump and I’m positive there weren’t millions bussed from Mexico to vote. I also don’t like disinformation.
Just looking at school busses, there are approximately 480,000 school busses in the US. Enough to carry 10-30 million people at once, depending on average bus size
I don’t have time to dig deeper, but im sure there are enough city busses in the US to carry a few million more.
Ah. It’s not disinformation. I wasn’t going off figures of public school buses that in no way could be rented. I was going off the amount of busses in service for private operation.
There are approximately 66,180 revenue vehicles available for maximum service in the public transit sector of the United States.
From the transit authority database: https://www.transit.dot.gov/ntd
Which based on your math is enough to carry 800k to 2.4 million at once if used to maximum capacity (and depending on bus size).
Because he fucked children.
Raped. The sitting President of the United States is a child rapist.
I just fucked some child and then, believe it or not, i was suddenly on the list. I barely even knew that Jeffrey guy
That didn’t happen.
“The files don’t exist.”And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
“It’s just full of Democrats.”And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
“Old news, move on already.”And if it is, that’s not my fault.
“Somebody planted my name in it.”And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
???And if I did, you deserved it.
???That last one is going to be a doozey.
We already know how the last one is gonna go. “If they didn’t want to get raped they shouldn’t be dressing so suggestively”
“I thought the kids were all in college” or “I thought they were dolls”
Maybe instead of thirty dolls, this year Donald only gets two, but they cost a bit more.
And if i did, it was in my official capacity as president, so I’m allowed to do it.
Oooh, Oooh! Let me guess the last two!
Umm, something along the lines of “it was locker room talk.” As in, “any guy in my position would have done the same.”
And for the last one… “They were asking for it!” Like they don’t think of the children as children, think of them as non-humans who were begging to be-
Ugh, this bit is too gross to continue.
Re last one … they wanted to be models and make money, and Epstein made it happen… so they deserved being abused?
A ha, he knows his name is in there and is trying to cover his tracks
They don’t exist.
Okay they exist, but I’m not in them.
√Okay I’m in them but it’s a forgery.
So what if I’m really in them?
Anyone who isn’t in them an enemy of the state.Kettle logic. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_logic
The files are real, I’ve got them on my desk
My enemies are named in the files.
I’m not going to release the files for people to see the context.
Nobody cares anyway we won’t talk about it.
Ok everyone cares about it but the list doesn’t actually exist
Okay it exists but all instances that mention me are fake <-- you are here
Next Up:
“We don’t need to publish the files because Ghislaine testified the names of all the people I don’t like.”
In the words of Mr. miyagi " lie become truth only if people want to believe it"
I hate living in a post-truth society.
Oh… the cat’s eaten it
MAGA: What’s this? A reason I can stop caring about my god-emperor being probably almost certainly definitely a pedophile? Yes please!
Ah yes, his name was planted in the files by his political enemies to defame him and then they kept the files secret for years to make the frame-job extra believable. Very credible story, no notes.
Yeah, planted by his buddy Jeff after some pleasant correspondance
I thought you said that there were no Jeffrey Epstein files, Mr Presidon’t. Which is it?
Donald Trump, probably: “Hey, who planted my dick in all these underage girls?”
…and boys?
I will take that as confirmation from Donald Trump that his name is on the list.
Pedophile.
It’s also now a hoax
