Assuming his networth 241 billion, 7 dollar minimum wage, 24 hour workdays, that would be just under 4 million years
I wish the human brain was built to understand numbers this big… Maybe we wouldn’t have let it get to this.
For the record that’s about as far back as the first "homo"s appeared. Homo Erectus, Homo Habilus, and of course us, Homo Sapiens. So he would be working from the time that the first thing we could mostly call humans first appeared, through some ice ages, through agriculture, and the entirety of human unrecorded and recorded history. 24/7/365 with zero breaks. Truly, we cannot comprehend these numbers
I dunno, is that long enough?
Edit: Only 3.865 million years
He should have to pay rent the whole time too.
And taxes.
Not just taxes on what he makes in hell, but also the taxes he was supposed to pay while alive.
I’ll add only that inflation 's a bitch, and you don’t get raises in hell.
I wonder how high the rent in hell is.
Probably pretty cheap considering people are always dying to get in there
Surely that’d make it expensive! It’s in high demand!
No, because he’ll still need to pay rent, utilities, and taxes. He’ll be lucky if he pays off that debt before the heat death of the universe.
No, he can’t spend all of his income paying down the debt.
He has to pay rent, medical bills, pay for his car and insurance before he can begin to repay his debt.
Fun fact: Lucy is dated 3.2 million years ago.
Why do we have to wait until he dies
Hierarchy!
Man, don’t you know? The law ain’t made to help earthy cats like us. Here on our planet, back in the old days - back in the real old days - it was just every man for himself, scrooblin’ and scrat-scroblin’ for the good stuff, the greenest valleys. And the strongest, meanest men got the best stuff. They got the green valleys and were like ‘The rest of you, y’all scrats get sand.’ And that’s when they made the laws, you see? Once the strong guys got it how they liked it, they said ‘This is fair now, this is the law.’ Once they were winning, they changed the rules up
~ Jake the dog
Why wait till he’s dead?
I’m not religious, but the bible clearly states that it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich person to get into heaven. There’s debate about the “eye of the needle” being simple metaphor or whether it was an actual, but very tiny, gate to the city of Jerusalem. Regardless, the idea stands.
