Everyone’s debating top fish vs. bottom fish mermaids… but nobody’s talking about the left/right mermaid. Imagine trying to swim in circles all day 🐟➡️😂
Maybe Huck Finn was actually an action.
like a 19th-century version of ‘yeeting yourself down the river
Hawk Tuah is just the spiritual successor (heh succ) to Huck Finn.
I’ve heard the name, but otherwise I really don’t know the connection. I know she is an “influencer,” is it the bad influence connection?
AFAIK, she literally was nobody and just blew up because of a viral meme where she explains how she gives BJs or HJs or something by “spitting on that thang,” with the sound effect “hawk tuah.”
Is she on youtube? Now I fear my niece, who has unregulated access to that “thing,” seeing something or someone like her 😬
As far as bad things on YT / the Internet goes, that’s probably WAY down the list of concerns
What about an inverse centaur? Is it just a horse minotaur, or is the human head replaced by the front half of a horse?
I have a relevant meme!
What about human legs/torso, and horse head?! Or is that just bojack
An inverse centaur? Sounds like a horse got tired of carrying humans and decided to take over the conversation instead 🐴🗣️😄
What about reverse centaur? Shit would just topple over
Facts…. reverse centaur’s center of gravity would be one bad sneeze away from a faceplant 🐴🤦♂️😂
Holes… Top or bottom?
Mermaids… Which hole? To be a top? Or maybe I feel more like a bottom to a mermaid indeed 🤔
Careful… that’s how you end up in a very weird chapter of a sailor’s diary
Hm… I’ll keep that in mind when I commit to the deedlet.
left/right would just be a chimaera.
Exactly and knowing mythology, the chimaera would still find a way to catfish sailors
How about a reverse siren, temps you by offering to give you blissful ignorance.
So basically… a reverse siren is just Netflix asking ‘Are you still watching?
The rest of my phone: am I a joke to you?
Yep…….you’re just the side quest, buddy 📱😂
