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Screenshot of a Mastodon post by Kevin Beaumont: “Generative Al government lobbying.”
Photo of AI/tech company CEO’s, captioned:
We spent a Trillion on NVDA GPUs antide dont have any Al product you want.
Photo of a crying male, captioned:
Please like our Al bro This is the last time bro. So many possibilities bro. Its the future bro. Just need you to like it bro. We worked real hard bro. Our stockholders need this one bro.
Took me a sec but it’s Andy Jassy, CEO of AWS.
Oh, so he’s the CEO of Amazon. Didn’t know that it’s not Bezos. And for a second there I thought that Amazon Web Services was a separate company.
Apparently he used to be the CEO of AWS and then became CEO of the entirety of Amazon. Subsidiaries do sometimes have separate CEOs. The Blackstone CEO that was recently shot was the CEO of their housing division and the UHC one was not the top level CEO either.
If you’re comprised of multiple separate corporations, each one having its own CEO makes sense I suppose
Bezos is too busy building penis-shaped rockets, and having his own penis surgically altered to resemble the Soviet N1 lunar rocket.
1:1 scale, I hope.