The silicone type of lint roller would probably feel like an unusually firm silicone dildo and the sticky tape type would probably feel slippery like postage stamp and taste with that sickly sweet chemical adhesive taste
Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it’ll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.
I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like
Extra sticky postage stamp.
The silicone type of lint roller would probably feel like an unusually firm silicone dildo and the sticky tape type would probably feel slippery like postage stamp and taste with that sickly sweet chemical adhesive taste
Only one way to find out. Do it… For science!
Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it’ll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.
There’s a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?
I dunno…
looks at pile of discarded lint rollers covered in saliva
Damn now I’m hungry.
Yeah but that’s more theory vs practice.