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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·18 hours agoI’m so glad England isn’t real.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down2·18 hours agoOh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoIf they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 hours agoNah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·14 hours agoSo much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 hours agoWhat? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·13 hours agoWe took the ones with teeth and left the ones without teeth.
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up8·16 hours agoSpices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above. My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 hours agoYou had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 hours agoYou had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 hours agoSpices they don’t use? What do you think tea is made of?
minus-squareNikls94@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 hours agoOTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·17 hours agoCounterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.
I’m so glad England isn’t real.
Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
If they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?
Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁
So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
What? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…
We took the ones with teeth and left the ones without teeth.
Oh! Right 😁
Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.
My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire
You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.
You ad a bed!? Luxury!
Spices they don’t use?
What do you think tea is made of?
OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.