~Of those 13 jobs, 1 must be food service, 1 must be customer service, 1 must be in a warehouse, 1 must be construction or utilities, 1 must be remote, 1 must be on-site, 1 must be hybrid, 1 must require a visa, none can overlap, and you must have at least 10 years experience in Cobol, Rust, C, CSS, HTML, brainfuck, web3, and blockchains. Must be 18-25 with a Masters Degree in Biology, Chemistry, or Linguistics.~
^^^Must have worked at least 13 jobs*^^^
Wow, I just have to say, fuck the formatting on this dumb site.
~Of those 13 jobs, 1 must be food service, 1 must be customer service, 1 must be in a warehouse, 1 must be construction or utilities, 1 must be remote, 1 must be on-site, 1 must be hybrid, 1 must require a visa, none can overlap, and you must have at least 10 years experience in Cobol, Rust, C, CSS, HTML, brainfuck, web3, and blockchains. Must be 18-25 with a Masters Degree in Biology, Chemistry, or Linguistics.~