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  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    4 hours ago

    Getting paid after every work day, never having to work overtime, having random friends is a must-have for promotions, which also come easy, house and furniture are always clean.

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      3 hours ago

      Promotions are easy to come by, can swap jobs without any difficulty, and the only thing you have to worry about is the pool ladder mysteriously disappearing while you are swimming.