Lucky, the houses I went to as a kid only gave out those little “fun-sized” (a misnomer if ever there was one) tanks.
The city of Vancouver won’t tell you this, but the Sherman tanks outside of the old armory building are free. You can take them home. I have seven.
I once got whole ass black hole inside snickers bar
Huh. When I check mine, it’s usually the other way around.
People give out Pocky?
Damn! And here I was thinking Pocky was trying to one-up Cracker Jack!
Be careful there summoning a battle tank with a box of Pocky, Nintendo gonna be suing.
What are you going on about? It’s not like it’s an M4A2E4
The cool houses hand out full sized armor. Why wouldn’t you want your kid to get a reliable, survivable, effective, and economical combat vehicle? It goes under 35mph so you don’t need a license. Let the kids have fun fighting Nazis!
