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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter’s inability to hit a giant target.

    • mkwt@lemmy.worldEnglish
      60·
      7 months ago

      What I heard is:

      • 200 yards
      • 1 round expended
      • 1 dead
      • no collateral damage

      Sounds like a pretty competent assassination to me.

          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
            20·
            7 months ago

            Listen here you little shit, I’ll have you know…

            I don’t feel like searching for it, but I think that pasta ends in with Vaporeon being the most compatible blah blah blah.

            • dhaonna_aontaithe@midwest.socialEnglish
              7·
              7 months ago

              I looked it up for ya!

              Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

    • FaceDeer@fedia.io
      411·
      7 months ago

      Yeah. I actually watched the video of him being shot and the statements about him being in “critical condition” were clearly just “we don’t want to admit he’s dead yet.” Not a video for the faint of heart. The shot blew open his neck arteries, I’ve never seen a fountain of chunky salsa like that in a real-life video before. And he instantly went into the “fencing response” pose, which is also a terrible sign in its own right even without the blood fountain. There were medical professionals commenting over on Reddit that if he’d been shot like that while he was lying on an operating table with a team of surgeons standing around him ready to get to work he still wouldn’t have made it.