Imagine if he died before Biden
Man, it’s annoying seeing a headline starting with “Trump, 79” that doesn’t end with “dead”.
I really hope i never have to read a headline that says “Trump, 80…”
That headline will end with the 79.
It will be something like “Trump, Self Made Billionaire Who Led America Through Turbulent Times Dead at 79.”
That’s my prediction, anyway.
That’s not so much a “call out” as a “hey, I think the president just had a stroke.”
Maybe Kirk was one of his horcruxes
Strokes took out both my parents. Come on stroke, you owe me. I’ll undoubtedly go out the same way.
How did you manage hilarious and alarming in the same post lmao
Relax, it’s just a stroke, guy
“Doc says I can rub one out whenever I want!”
“No, Donald, he said you could have a stroke at any time”
Just havin’ a lil stroke calm down
relax guys!
A little stroke, as a treat.
“Just a series of mini-strokes”
It won’t negatively affect his cognitive functions. Those are long gone.
Just another Thursday Stroke, don’t mind him! 👍
I hope he sees all these types of posts where people are actively HOPING he had a stroke.
😊
Fuck, I hope he had a stroke. I hope he’s in a lot of pain too. Fucking arsehole cunt.
Literally every 79 year old has already had a small stroke of some kind. TIA they are called. He’s on soooo many meds. Shits his pants daily.
He’s been shitting his pants for decades tho
High volume activity and movement after a stroke pretty much guarantees a secondary event. Just saying.
If you’re going to get 3 billion people’s hopes up, you better be fucking right
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“Pictures of Trump renew questions about Biden’s health”
Biden could post a video getting his own mail from the end of a reasonable driveway as a display of superior health at this point. L
Don’t tease me.
It’s ok he had it a few weeks ago
What does this mean? You should be sedentary after a stroke?
he should be or the chance of a second stroke is much higher.
Well, no matter which side wins it’s sure to be entertaining
I read the headline earlier, with no picture, and thought yeah he always looks like a bloated orange monster that tracks.
Actually seeing the pictures all I can think of is the training I did on FAST, literally the F is for face drooping, that old mother fucker is having a god damned stroke…
It is even clearer in the video footage. A single picture could just be him grimacing in a single frame, but the video makes it clear that the droopy face is his actual resting face, which it wasn’t before.
The hamberders are finally catching up to him.
The acronym FAST is good to know:
From https://www.mass.gov/info-details/stroke-signs-and-symptoms-act-fast
Face
Arms
Speech
TimeOne last thing. It’s ted-ed but here’s a brain researcher who experienced and analyzed a stroke as one happened:
https://youtu.be/mYD7Y9CXeUwCw if you need: she displays and handles a real human brain and spinal cord
Thank you for sharing that TED-ED talk, it was very impactful and insightful
TIA in progress.
Time to go to a locked facility grandpa
I thought that video they put out with him speaking about Kirk was so weird and somehow wrong. Like AI or edited footage. I assumed it was because the man can’t string together coherent sentences but now I wonder if it could have been health related.
Remember how they just kept using the emperors face in the equilibrium movie after his death? That’s what’s going on here.
