IndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 天前Who got raptured today?lemmy.caexternal-linkmessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down16
arrow-up1266arrow-down1external-linkWho got raptured today?lemmy.caIndridCold@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 天前message-square78fedilink
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·10 天前I wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 天前Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
minus-squareConfused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 天前God selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 天前Shit, we best bend over and do what they say then
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 天前I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
I wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
What would their excuse then be?
God selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
Shit, we best bend over and do what they say then
I hate to break it to you…
I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high