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    4 hours ago

    I think it would be great if they stormed the field and just arrested one whole team. “Got money riding on this game, bitches. Good luck in Guatemala or wherever.” Then flip the audience a double bird and walk off the field.

    Like if we’re doing this, let’s just speed run, full mask off.

    I mean great isn’t the right word. But if this motherfucker burns to the ground, I don’t want some Rome bullshit where people are able to kid themselves for like 1000 years. I want them to see within their own lifetimes just how badly they fucked up. I want to see the haunted look in their eyes as bury loved ones and lose homes. This is a nation—indivisible, motherfuckers. Fucking rot in it with me.

    I… I’d better stay off the internet today.

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      No, they should wait for halftime. Just when Bad Bunny starts singing they should storm the stage and have Joe Rogan, dressed as an ICE agent, pick him up and body slam him shouting, “This is what you get spic!”

      All of his dancers strip off their clothes revealing they are actually the new ICE dancers. A funky groove starts with some powerful bass backing it up.

      Suddenly thirteen jet fighters fly overhead in a tight formation breaking the sound barrier just after they buzz the stadium.

      Explosive fireworks go off all around the field and an ominous voice shouts out, “Are you ready!”

      Kid Rock dances onto the stage as the new ICE dancers back him up. He shouts into a golden microphone, “We cancelled this woke halftime so Americans can get what they crave!”

      As Kid Rock debuts his newest song “ICE, ICE, Save me” ICE agents arrest Bad Bunny and rough him up on stage for everyone to see. After Kid Rock finishes his set he shouts, “If you are brown it is time to leave town!”

      Finally, the camera pans to an empty bench on the field and we can see the ghost of Hogan side hugging Kirk as they sit together crying in joy at the scene they had just witnessed.

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        3 hours ago

        None. Not even ADHD meds because it’s a weekend. This is just raw brain squeezings after a rough week at work. Only a couple hours of sleep is probably the issue.

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            3 hours ago

            Gestures around at the chaos and devastation.

            Mate, it’s almost noon and my bed is piled with clothes that have to be folded and I’m sure my daughter hasn’t fed the dogs breakfast. And I am taking her to a lunch with friends in… 2 hours.

            I take those meds for a reason but my body needs a break on weekends.

            My wife was out of town overnight and I went full mania on a project with no one to make me stop. Realized the time at like 3:30AM when the fucking development AI was like, “you need to take a break man. Get some sleep. We’ll pick it back up tomorrow.” What the shit?

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                I don’t feel like getting into an internet argument over it, but believe me when I say no. I developed the first version of this over weeks. Well days plus a lot of tweaks and fixes.

                I developed this new version overnight and it does more.

                I’ll credit that if you just said that to every single AI comment you find, you’d be right more often than a coin flip. Just not this time, as it happens.